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Aldi Unleashes Grocery Launchers for Self-Checkouts
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – In a bold and unprecedented move, Aldi has announced the installation of modified tennis ball launchers at
Local News
Aldi Unleashes Grocery Launchers for Self-Checkouts
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA – In a bold and unprecedented move, Aldi has announced the installation of modified tennis ball launchers at
International News
Exclusive: Early Rebel intel assessment suggests strike on Alderaan did not destroy nuclear sites, sources say.
**Exclusive: Early Rebel Intel Assessment Suggests Strike on Alderaan Did Not Destroy Nuclear Sites, Sources Say** Coruscant, Galactic Republic –
Politics
Desantis Assures Trump- Yes, The Alligators Have Frickin Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads
In a surprising development at the White House, sources close to the administration have confirmed that President Trump has shifted
