BREAKING: Floor Mop used by Donald Trump During Debate After ‘Mopping The Floor’ with Joe Biden lists on eBay

The floor mop that was used to mop up Joe Biden last week has found its way onto eBay and already has received hundreds of bids. What would usually cost $5, the mop head comes complete with wooden handle and is currently listed at $100,000 USD with bids closing at the end of next week. The advert boasts that the lengths of cloth still contain parts of Biden’s face entangled amongst the cotton and also claims that Biden actually sniffed the mop thinking it was a woman’s head. The usual outrage mob have been screaming at eBay demanding that the mop be taken down with claims the at product is misogynistic and culturally appropriates women who once used mops like this. eBay has been contacted for comment however are yet to respond. 

And just for the hell of it, here is some information about mops I found on wikipedia:

A mop (such as a floor mop) is a mass or bundle of coarse strings or yarn, etc., or a piece of cloth, sponge or other absorbent material, attached to a pole or stick. It is used to soak up the liquid, for cleaning floors and other surfaces, to mop up dust, or for other cleaning purposes. The word (then spelled mappe) is attested in English as early as 1496, but new refinements and variations of mop designs have been introduced, from time to time. For example, American inventor Jacob Howe received U.S. patent #241 for a mop holder in 1837 and Thomas W. Stewart (U.S. patent #499,402) in 1893. At the 1968 Miss America protest, protestors symbolically threw a number of feminine products into a “Freedom Trash Can”, which included mops.