Legacy media get into shape after Mental gymnastics to be recognised at the next Olympics

Not only will media outlets cover the next Olympics they will now be able to compete after the International Olympic Committee caved to pressure from legacy media companies to include mental gymnastics as a sport at the next Olympics. After decades of being denied to have their sport officially recognised by the governing body, news hosts are finally celebrating the win claiming that the past 4 years of suffering from TDS has been hard, both physically and mentally with many even saying they are not even sure what is real any more. The dream team representing the United States will have the best mental gymnasts the country has to offer from all networks from FOX all the way through to MSN. CNN hosts Don Lemon and Brian Stelter are both favourites tipped to take out gold medals in their events while MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow and Joe Scarborough have been training hard over the past few years aiming for that gold medal. Categories in the mental gymnastics will include smearing, misleading and straight-up lying.