Noosa Smug Levels Reach Record High

Latest results show the level of smugness in Noosa Heads is reaching record highs and rivalling figures that of Sydney’s northern beaches and even Byron Bay. Experts predict figures to rise as the number of hybrid/ electric vehicles, organic grocers and cafes that face the footpath increase. 

The number of wellness centres, pilates and yoga classes have also been on the incline along with the number of locals complaining on the local community facebook page about really mundane things.

Noosa is currently ranked #3rd in Australia, out gunning the gold coast and St Kilda, narrowly trailing Sydney’s northern beaches and Byron bay. While the trend continues to climb, experts advise to stay calm and don’t be a dick.