Trump pushes through the “Chuck Norris Act”
President Trump has surprised Americans by not using the insurrection act but pushing through the new ‘chuck Norris act’.
The act is designed to stop the riots and socialist movement by sending in Chuck Norris. As news spread, members of the domestic terrorist organization Antifa were said to be laying in the fetal position and crying at the thought of coming face to face with the Texas Ranger and have asked their mums to lock the door to their basement.
“laying in the fetal position and crying for an hour”
– mum of antifa member
The President has stated that “in the eyes of a Ranger, the unsuspecting stranger had better know the truth of wrong from right. Cause the eyes of the Ranger are upon you Any wrong you do he’s gonna see. When you’re in Texas look behind you Cause that’s where the Rangers gonna be” The legacy media are claiming that Chuck Norris is a racist. Probably.
