Middle age man admits he buys shower gel based on what he thinks would taste the best

Single man Dave says that shopping for toiletries sux. Too much choice. You get to the isle and there are about 20 different types of shower gel to choose from and to save all the hassle, he says he is not too bothered with what will make my skin feel nice and makes his choice purely based on what he thinks would probably taste the best. “I like the fruity sounding ones such as Zingy Lime, Sweet Rhubarb & Raspberry, and Juicy Mango,” says Dave. “I reckon creamy vanilla & raspberry sounds like it would taste nice”

It’s unclear whether or not Dave has tasted the shower gel but going off the detailed description he was able to give it is highly likely that he has”