Andrew’s government to open the “Great United Labour Action Group” (G.U.L.A.G.) rehabilitation program.

The Andrews Government has released plans for their new The Great United Labour Action Group (GULAG) in order to rehabilitate lockdown breachers and anyone caught posting ‘unhappy’ comments online about the Andrews Government. 

The program will focus on rehabilitating those that appear to have’ lost their ’ with the state and reeducate them through giving back to the community. The Andrews government has said that those lucky to be accepted into the program will learn new skills and be able to apply those skills on behalf of the state. 

The Victorian Police will begin monitoring social media accounts for those who meet the requirements and would like to assure people not to worry and they will have the time of their lives. a spokesperson from the Premiers assures that Food and accommodation will be of the highest standard and guaranteed to meet the CCP’s guidelines.