Dramatic Scenes Unfold As Peta Credlin Causes Dan Andrews To ‘Shit A Brick’

“He waddled off to the nearest port-a-loo where he snapped off a pallet of bricks“

Reports that a cleanup crew and a plumber were called out to clean up the aftermath of Friday’s press conference have now been confirmed by the premier’s office after a pile of bricks were spotted next to a port-a-loo and a trail of blood. The incident came after Premier Dan Andrews was subject to some actual investigative journalism…. by someone who is not a journalist whilst also managing to show journalists how to do their job.

Sky News host Peta Credlin attended Friday’s press conference and shocked viewers by reminding them what it was like to have someone actually ask the Premier Andrews proper questions. Credlin was able to put Dan under enough pressure that witnesses claim that he waddled off after the press conference and over to the nearest portaloo where it is said he snapped off a pallet of bricks. It has been evident for some time now that the level of quality journalism is at an all-time low and it was about time we got some entertainment- said one viewer.