Sunshine Beach Locals Claim New Neighbour Is ‘Really Really Annoying’
He can often be seen pacing back and forth murmuring to himself “Murdoch blah blah blah, Newscorp blah blah blah”
Local Sunshine beach resident says their retired neighbour is annoying as hell and appears to have settled back into the Queensland lifestyle with claims that he gets baked and bitches about Rupert Murdoch all day. Rumours have surfaced that locals have stopped inviting him over for dinner simply due to the fact they are tired of hearing about the Murdoch media is and how better the NBN would be if “Kevin had done it”.
An anonymous source said that he can often be seen lazing in his back yard and lighting up a joint while resting his feet on the table or either pacing back and forth murmuring to himself “Murdoch blah blah blah, Newscorp blah blah blah”. Neighbours say he is also often seen unshaven and roaming Duke street attempting to hustle kids at games of handball where is said to owe at least one kid $34 and a box of nerds which is still said to be ‘unpaid’
