Andrews Government To Issue Victorians With Free Smart TV’s
The Andrews government has announced today that they will be giving away millions of specialised digital OLED TV’s to Victorian residents and promise that there will be a new tv in every bedroom. The high tech Chinese made ‘smart’ televisions will begin rolling out over the next few days and will include all the latest features such as an algorithm that will can and censor any negative news and webcam and an inbuilt microphone. The state has also taken the required steps to ensure only victorian State friendly content is shown by allowing only programmes pre-approved by Andrews himself.
In an attempt to improve the health and well being of historians, the televisions are pre-programmed to automatically turn on at 6:00 am and will feature a modern version of ‘aerobics oz style’ hosted by Brett Sutton. All Victorians will be required to participate in the morning exercises and will be monitored by the government and any failure to do so may result in re-education camps. The Premier’s office has said that the smart TV’s are a gift from the both the Chinese & Victorian governments and claim that the low power usage means that they do not require an off button and are also required to be hard-wired into the power supply which costs will be covered by the state.
