Annastacia Palaszczuk Takes Out “Former Politician Wants A Wife”

People were on the edge of their seats last night as the winner of this season’s the former politician wants a wife was revealed. Political pimp David Maguire picked Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk over remaining contestant NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian in what he says was one of the hardest decisions of his life. The corrupt AF former member for Wagga Wagga in New South Wales, dated both state premiers and has settled on Anna after becoming apparent that the move would benefit him much more financially especially when it was looking like Gladys was going to get reamed over the cruise ship debacle. All is not lost for Berejiklian, The channel 10 network has reportedly offered her the role of the bachelorette in next years running fo the series. I don’t watch these type shows so I can’t really say what might have satirically happened other than if this show were real it would have likely sucked as not has comical as the actual real-life events.