Desantis Assures Trump- Yes, The Alligators Have Frickin Laser Beams Attached to Their Heads
In a surprising development at the White House, sources close to the administration have confirmed that President Trump has shifted
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Flat Pack Instructions Must Now Specify If a Man is Required
As of July 1, 2025, a new legislative mandate has been enacted requiring all flat pack furniture manufacturers to include
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Labor Issues Reminder On What That little pocket In Your Jeans Is For
CANBERRA- In an unsurprising move, the Labour Party has issued a formal reminder to Australian taxpayers regarding the oft-overlooked tiny
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All New Noosa Heads Waterfront Homes Must Come With Labradoodle
The Noosa Council has recently unveiled a bold legislative proposal, mandating that all new waterfront homes in the prestigious Noosa
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We Just Like to Tow It Around The Suburbs And ‘Piss People Off’
“We Just Love Driving Around Town Pissing People Off” In an exclusive interview with The Daily Fleece, retired boomers Barry
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Luzern Under 15 Boys Football Team Demand Same Pay as Switzerland’s Women’s Football Team
In an unexpected turn of events following their remarkable 7-1 victory over the Switzerland women’s national football team in a
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Meloni pressures Erogan- “Make Istanbul Constantinople Again”
In a surprising diplomatic encounter on June 28, 2025, Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni met with Turkish President Recep Tayyip
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Surfer no longer feels guilty about fossil fuels with new eco friendly surfboard
In an era where surfers are often the loudest voices decrying environmental damage—wailing about plastic in the ocean while sipping
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Trivago Guy is back with Bigger and Whiter Teeth
In a surprising turn of events, industry sources have confirmed that the enigmatic Trivago spokesperson, renowned for his inexplicably perfect
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“I Thought It Was French For Homo” French Shower Gel Sales Increase Thanks To Google Translate, Duolingo.
In a surprising turn of events, French men’s shower gel brands, such as L’Occitane, have reported a significant uptick in
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