Calls For Celebration As Meghan Finds Harrys missing Balls in Bottom of Handbag

After years of searching, Harry has finally been reunited with his long lost missing balls which turned out to be in his wife Meghan’s handbag this whole time. The ginger ball sack went missing some time their wedding in may 2018 and the quest to find them has often been described as a modern-day quest for the holy grail. Missing ballsack Images were posted on flyers, mike cartons and were distributed throughout the commonwealth countries and the United States all to no avail.

Prince William and a few of Harry’s friends spent the past 2 years searching the globe looking for the ginger balls after word surfaced that Harry’s hadn’t been the same since they went missing. He sold his priceless collection of guns, given up many of his hobbies and was recently diagnosed with TDS. Now that the balls are firmly back in Meghan’s possession his friends hope she will let him use them every now and then regain the use of his spine.