Sunshine Beach Locals Claim New Neighbour Is ‘Really Really Annoying’
He can often be seen pacing back and forth murmuring to himself “Murdoch blah blah blah, Newscorp blah blah blah”
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris Tests Positive For Verbal Diarrhoea
A statement has been released by the democrat party confirming that Kamala Harris has tested positive to contracting verbal diarrhoea
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Adam Schiff- “Fly on VP Pence Is A Russian Spy”
“Very suspicious-looking fly hanging around a bin on a street in St Petersburg with an uncanny resemblance to the one
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Trump Places Spotlights on Trump Towers Denouncing White Supremacy
Spotlights will shine in the night sky above cities across the U.S. reading “WHITE SUPREMACY IS VERY BAD” & “NO
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McLachlan Offers Commission As Solution To AFL Grand Final Entertainment ‘Furor’
100’s of Pole dancing tables will now cover the field during the pre-game and Shazza from the Pinkerton hotel will
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Questions ‘Raised’ About Pelosi’s Eyebrows As Supporters Bring Her “Orange Sherbet”
“Everything seems to be in order, she is going across the street to get some orange sherbet and also asking
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“Muh Hydraulic Ram is This Big” Giant Robot Flirts With Spectators
‘once you’ve gone Mac, you’ll never go back’ (referring to his iOS) Weighing at 25 tonnes and standing over 18
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Tommy Wiseau joins Biden campaign as speechwriter “What a story Mark”
There has no doubt been many speech writers for Sleepy Joe Biden over the decades, but not all of his
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PM Scott Morrison Asks If It’s OK To Resume His Holidays
Scott Morrison wants to know whether it is ok if he and his family resume their holiday that was cut
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