Amazing! News network launches “Snowflakes” breakfast cereal with journalism degree on the back
With things not looking good for the network, CNN has diversified and launched a breakfast cereal wich tastes and feels
Read more
News
SAS Australia finalists to get eliminated by firing squad
Channel 7’s “SAS Australia” sees Aussie B list celebrities take on a series of physical and psychological tests from an
Read more
Annastacia Palaszczuk upstages Gladys Berejiklian by proposing her own changes to Anthem
In an attempt to upstage NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has rubbed further salt into the wounds
Read more
ABC and Australian Political parties join forces to eliminate the orgasm
After the failure of the bonk ban implemented by the Coalition and the revelation from the recent 4 Corners expose’,
Read more
Wheres the freaking cheese? Peter Russell Clarke leads thousands of protestors demanding more cheese spread in ‘le snak’
People have expressed their frustration at food company Uncle Tobys saying they are fed up with the cracker to cheese
Read more
Satellite dish name change to respect traditional landowners name for satellite dish
“It’s important we start using the correct and traditional name for a satellite dish” The Dish, made famous in Australia
Read more
“Not afraid anymore” Psychics, faith healers come out in force after the death of James Randi
Analysts say there has been a surge in mediums, psychics and spoon benders after the recent passing of the legendary
Read more
Local Surfer makes first-ever 100% eco-friendly surfboard made from sustainable materials
Finally, after years of being some of the biggest hypocrites on the planet, surfers can finally say they are all
Read more
Media start to panic buy as cans of smear run off the shelf
On the eve of the all-important 2020 election and with the gaps in polls closing, the media is Panic buying
Read more
Calls For Celebration As Meghan Finds Harrys missing Balls in Bottom of Handbag
After years of searching, Harry has finally been reunited with his long lost missing balls which turned out to be
Read more