SAS Australia finalists to get eliminated by firing squad
Channel 7’s “SAS Australia” sees Aussie B list celebrities take on a series of physical and psychological tests from an
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Annastacia Palaszczuk upstages Gladys Berejiklian by proposing her own changes to Anthem
In an attempt to upstage NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has rubbed further salt into the wounds
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ABC and Australian Political parties join forces to eliminate the orgasm
After the failure of the bonk ban implemented by the Coalition and the revelation from the recent 4 Corners expose’,
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Wheres the freaking cheese? Peter Russell Clarke leads thousands of protestors demanding more cheese spread in ‘le snak’
People have expressed their frustration at food company Uncle Tobys saying they are fed up with the cracker to cheese
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Local Surfer makes first-ever 100% eco-friendly surfboard made from sustainable materials
Finally, after years of being some of the biggest hypocrites on the planet, surfers can finally say they are all
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Man Becomes Attractive After Saving A Dollar For Each Time A Girl Found Him Unattractive
Rob from Northlakes says his secret to success was discipline and claims it was only going to be a matter
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Andrews Government To Issue Victorians With Free Smart TV’s
The Andrews government has announced today that they will be giving away millions of specialised digital OLED TV’s to Victorian
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Annastacia Palaszczuk Takes Out “Former Politician Wants A Wife”
People were on the edge of their seats last night as the winner of this season’s the former politician wants
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Donald Trump Impersonator Caught Trying To Steal Laptop from Rudy Giuliani
“The imposter was speaking in a high pitched voice” CCTV images from out front of Rudy Giuliani’s house have surfaced
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More Resignations For Dan Andrews as David Brent Quits as PR manager
“Who says a botched hotel quarantine resulting in 800 deaths has to be depressing?”- David Brent Following the shock resignations
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