Queensland Coast Guard Intercepts Boatloads Of Victorian Refugees Off Tweed Heads
“the lockdowns in Victoria are driving people to desperate measures” Queensland border protection and coast guard are said to have
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Sunshine Beach Locals Claim New Neighbour Is ‘Really Really Annoying’
He can often be seen pacing back and forth murmuring to himself “Murdoch blah blah blah, Newscorp blah blah blah”
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Dramatic Scenes Unfold As Peta Credlin Causes Dan Andrews To ‘Shit A Brick’
“He waddled off to the nearest port-a-loo where he snapped off a pallet of bricks“ Reports that a cleanup crew
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McLachlan Offers Commission As Solution To AFL Grand Final Entertainment ‘Furor’
100’s of Pole dancing tables will now cover the field during the pre-game and Shazza from the Pinkerton hotel will
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Daniel Andrews Selected Into Test Squad vs India After “Spectacular Display Of Spin”
“I still like to have a bit of a bat in the shower every now and then and even faced
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Rugby Australia CEO Calls Folau “Can We Borrow Some Money Bruz?”
Alan Joyce has basically ‘pulled out’ after ‘screwing’ Rugby Australia. Following the shock announcement yesterday that Qantas were ending their
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PM Scott Morrison Asks If It’s OK To Resume His Holidays
Scott Morrison wants to know whether it is ok if he and his family resume their holiday that was cut
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John Barilaro Postpones Opening Koala Kebab Shop- “Probably not the right time”
John is known to be susceptible to criticism and has the ability to produce endless amounts of salt and soy
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Spike in Arrests As Dozens Attempt To Cross Border Dressed as Tom Hanks
‘While we are all equal, some of us are more equal than others’ Queensland police have said that they have
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‘I’m a Victorian get me out of here’ to air soon. Here’s what you need to know!
With Victorian residents barely able to leave their bedrooms & let alone go outside, a glimmer of hope will be
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