Sunshine Beach Locals Claim New Neighbour Is ‘Really Really Annoying’
He can often be seen pacing back and forth murmuring to himself “Murdoch blah blah blah, Newscorp blah blah blah”
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Dramatic Scenes Unfold As Peta Credlin Causes Dan Andrews To ‘Shit A Brick’
“He waddled off to the nearest port-a-loo where he snapped off a pallet of bricks“ Reports that a cleanup crew
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BREAKING: Kamala Harris Tests Positive For Verbal Diarrhoea
A statement has been released by the democrat party confirming that Kamala Harris has tested positive to contracting verbal diarrhoea
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Adam Schiff- “Fly on VP Pence Is A Russian Spy”
“Very suspicious-looking fly hanging around a bin on a street in St Petersburg with an uncanny resemblance to the one
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Trump Places Spotlights on Trump Towers Denouncing White Supremacy
Spotlights will shine in the night sky above cities across the U.S. reading “WHITE SUPREMACY IS VERY BAD” & “NO
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Snopes Fact Checks Donald Trump on Who knows the Suburbs The Best
Donald Trump claimed during the debate that he “knew the suburbs so much better than Joe Biden” and Snopes has
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McLachlan Offers Commission As Solution To AFL Grand Final Entertainment ‘Furor’
100’s of Pole dancing tables will now cover the field during the pre-game and Shazza from the Pinkerton hotel will
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Questions ‘Raised’ About Pelosi’s Eyebrows As Supporters Bring Her “Orange Sherbet”
“Everything seems to be in order, she is going across the street to get some orange sherbet and also asking
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Daniel Andrews Selected Into Test Squad vs India After “Spectacular Display Of Spin”
“I still like to have a bit of a bat in the shower every now and then and even faced
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Rugby Australia CEO Calls Folau “Can We Borrow Some Money Bruz?”
Alan Joyce has basically ‘pulled out’ after ‘screwing’ Rugby Australia. Following the shock announcement yesterday that Qantas were ending their
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