“Muh Hydraulic Ram is This Big” Giant Robot Flirts With Spectators
‘once you’ve gone Mac, you’ll never go back’ (referring to his iOS) Weighing at 25 tonnes and standing over 18
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New images of the Greta ‘smart’ doll leaked online
The Doll is fitted with a speaker that cries “HOW DARE YOU” and “I WANT YOU TO ACT AS IF
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Tommy Wiseau joins Biden campaign as speechwriter “What a story Mark”
There has no doubt been many speech writers for Sleepy Joe Biden over the decades, but not all of his
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PM Scott Morrison Asks If It’s OK To Resume His Holidays
Scott Morrison wants to know whether it is ok if he and his family resume their holiday that was cut
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John Barilaro Postpones Opening Koala Kebab Shop- “Probably not the right time”
John is known to be susceptible to criticism and has the ability to produce endless amounts of salt and soy
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Spike in Arrests As Dozens Attempt To Cross Border Dressed as Tom Hanks
‘While we are all equal, some of us are more equal than others’ Queensland police have said that they have
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‘I’m a Victorian get me out of here’ to air soon. Here’s what you need to know!
With Victorian residents barely able to leave their bedrooms & let alone go outside, a glimmer of hope will be
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Bruce Dickinson Joins COVID Task Force to Oversee new radical treatment
After a series of staggering COVID cases, the task force assembled at the white house late yesterday with new advisor
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Vic Police- people attempting to escape Melbourne will also be grounded to their rooms.
With reports coming in that residents are fleeing Melbourne in droves to the country in order to escape the authoritarian
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Donald Trump says he is “looking forward to getting f@#ked up with Joe Rogan”
After the internet went nuts over Joe Rogan offering to host the presidential election on his podcast, an anonymous source
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