Amazing! News network launches “Snowflakes” breakfast cereal with journalism degree on the back
With things not looking good for the network, CNN has diversified and launched a breakfast cereal wich tastes and feels
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Politics
Annastacia Palaszczuk upstages Gladys Berejiklian by proposing her own changes to Anthem
In an attempt to upstage NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian, Queensland Premier Annastacia Palaszczuk has rubbed further salt into the wounds
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ABC and Australian Political parties join forces to eliminate the orgasm
After the failure of the bonk ban implemented by the Coalition and the revelation from the recent 4 Corners expose’,
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Media start to panic buy as cans of smear run off the shelf
On the eve of the all-important 2020 election and with the gaps in polls closing, the media is Panic buying
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“Genius” Users Navigate Around Censorship Of Hunter Biden Photos By Photoshopping on Donald Trump Jr’s Face
With the major tech platforms such as Twitter and Facebook banning and removing anything to do with the disgusting Hunter
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Andrews Government To Issue Victorians With Free Smart TV’s
The Andrews government has announced today that they will be giving away millions of specialised digital OLED TV’s to Victorian
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BREAKING: Floor Mop used by Donald Trump During Debate After ‘Mopping The Floor’ with Joe Biden lists on eBay
The floor mop that was used to mop up Joe Biden last week has found its way onto eBay and
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Annastacia Palaszczuk Takes Out “Former Politician Wants A Wife”
People were on the edge of their seats last night as the winner of this season’s the former politician wants
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“Brave” Jeffery Toobin Wrestles One-Eyed Trouser Snake Live on Zoom Call
“He repeatedly strangled the tiny beast and tried to rip its head off” Chief legal analyst for CNN & Reporter
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Various Fact-checking sites deem photo of Hunter Biden With Crack Pipe FALSE!
‘The photo has been thoroughly inspected by crack smokers who say it is a meth pipe & not a crack
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