Concerns for Alexandria Ocasio- Cortez as eyeballs pop out.

Democratic communist, Alexandria Ocasio- Cortez was getting so excited about giving shit away for free that her eyeballs popped out of her head; causing panic amongst the worried onlookers. Witnesses say her eyeballs were dangling around attached to their retina’s. “It was like a set of testicles were hanging off her face,” said one onlooker.

“It was like a set of testicles were hanging off her face”

-Witness

An anonymous source has confirmed that AOC hired a personal aide to follow her around and catch her eyeballs should they fall out again. A job advert listed as ‘ball catcher’ was uploaded on the democrats’ website and has since been taken down. It mentioned that the candidate would be required to stand close to AOC and be ready to cup their hands in a described manner. Full training would be provided. 

Many have observed that there have been a few times in the past where she has been really getting into what she is saying and have come close to popping out and after recent events, someone mentioned it was thought a good idea to hire an aide to follow her around and cup their hands to catch them and pop ’em back in.