Dad seriously considers adding ‘Claw machine expert’ to LinkedIn profile after huge win with kids at the Arcade

“I’m going to be coming back without the kids and do my all my birthday and Christmas shopping here”

After a big win at the local timezone arcade on Saturday on the claw machines, Local Dad is seriously thinking he should add this skill to his linkedIn profile. “Someone has to recognize the hand-eye coordination of this game, there is a bit of a knack to it,” says the 42-year-old father of two. The win included a dozen soft plushy toys and a win ratio of 1:1, while the dad says it is “all about analyzing not just the X & Y axis, but the Z-axis as well; and you gotta pick the right toy. Anyone with half a brain will know there is no way that claw is going to pick up a f@#king basketball”

“Someone has recognise the hand eye coordination of this game and there is a bit of a knack for it”

The dad also admits that he will also close his eyes and pretend to use the force as the claw descends. I’m not sure it works says the dad but I really don’t care I’m on a freakin roll and my kids think I’m awesome. “I’m going to be coming back without the kids and do my all my birthday and Christmas shopping here”