‘I’m a Victorian get me out of here’ to air soon. Here’s what you need to know!

With Victorian residents barely able to leave their bedrooms & let alone go outside, a glimmer of hope will be given to one lucky resident as Network 10 is said to have forked out millions to secure the rights to the new reality TV series “I’m a Victorian get me out of here”. The series is set to hit screens in the next few weeks and along with the title, the show has had a minor overhaul.

“I’d take a shot in the mouth if it meant getting out of here”

Contestant

Instead of the usual format of washed-up B grade celebrities eating Kangaroo balls, it will consist of everyday Victorians eating Kangaroo balls and other sorts of animal balls. The network says people are losing interest in celebrities and hardly anyone watched the last season anyway so it was inevitable the show had a bit of a shakeup.

Hopefuls queued for hours on Friday with the line reaching well out the front gate of the studio with some families even camping out the night before just to be sure they had their opportunity to be free again. One entrant said he was prepared to (quote) ‘take a ‘shot in the mouth or whatever it bloody takes to get out of here’ (end quote). Contestants will be subject to a range of challenges with one contestant will be voted off each episode. Losing contestants will be required to remain in the state indefinitely where the winning individual will get to pack up and move to the state of their choosing.