John Barilaro Postpones Opening Koala Kebab Shop- “Probably not the right time”

John is known to be susceptible to criticism and has the ability to produce endless amounts of salt and soy

A spokesperson for the NSW National party has announced on John Barilaro’s behalf that his plans to open his Koala meat kebab shop in Parramatta have been delayed stating that ‘it probably isn’t a good time’ The kebab shop, due to open in the south-eastern New South Wales town of Queanbeyan next month, was intending to sell a range of unique Australian kebabs, Spaghetti, and Burgers. Among these were the koala meat Kebab and fresh Oysters that he says he doesn’t get from a ‘mate’. There was gong to be Brumby burger on the menu but changed his mind at the last minute.

The shop was also planning to sell the popular Murray Darling bottled water and ‘Barilaro milk’ which is soy milk straight from John’s teet and seasoned with his own salty tears. John is known to be susceptible to criticism and has the ability to produce endless amounts of salt and soy and when called on it is known to play the stereotype card. Giovanni Pork Barilaro has come under scrutiny recently after it was revealed he is probably the worst, greedy politicians currently in government. Seriously you should see this guy’s house. It’s not even a house. its an Estate with a lake house he (we the taxpayer) purchased for $2 million.