Media start to panic buy as cans of smear run off the shelf

On the eve of the all-important 2020 election and with the gaps in polls closing, the media is Panic buying tins of smear leaving store shelves bare.

Hardware stores say that the legacy media hosts from CNN and MSNBC have been the biggest consumers closely followed by the various other news organisations and the verified Twitter blue checkmarks. The most popular and first cans of smear to sell out were ‘Russian Meddling Red’, ‘impeachment indigo’, ‘peaceful protest pink’ and ‘Orange Man Bad’ before shopping trolleys were getting stacked and people carrying as many cans as they could carry demonstrating the desperation and in the end, it was obvious that any can of smear would have to do as they prepare to throw whatever they can at the Trump administration.

betting agencies are tipping that Russian collusion will be the typical low hanging fruit thrown first with missing ballots or something .

The dirty, dirty, smear merchants.