“Nobody likes you until you have something people need Joe” -Rudolph and Joe get deep on podcast

Joe Rogan and famous Reindeer Rudolph sat down recently to discuss various topics and has already notched up millions of views since being uploaded to Spotify and YouTube. Rudolph went on to discuss what it was like in the early days of his working career and how he was constantly bullied by the older Reindeers. “Seriously Joe, the one thing I learned early on was that nobody likes you until you want or need” citing that had he not had the red nose his life could certainly have turned out very differently had his escalation to the front of the pack and the blizzard not happened that night. 

When quizzed on how his nose came to be red, Rudolph claims that it is a genetic deformity inherited from his father who was addicted to sniffing snow leading him to be born with an illuminating nose and the subject of a lot of bullying. Growing up at the north pole isn’t easy let alone if you’re a bit of a freak. there aren’t a lot of work opportunities and then there are the working conditions if you are lucky to land a job as a sleigh reindeer says, Rudolph. “Christmas is pretty much a 48 hour day when you factor in time zones and if you think Santa gives away any of the food left out for him and the reindeers you are greatly mistaken. he usually keeps it all to himself the fat fuck”