Questions ‘Raised’ About Pelosi’s Eyebrows As Supporters Bring Her “Orange Sherbet”

“Everything seems to be in order, she is going across the street to get some orange sherbet and also asking whether they would like a stick of gum in a strange British accent”

Speaker Pelosi’s eyebrows have been the centre of debate as to whether she has been using some Indian mind control hypnosis on her supporters as hundreds of supporters lined up outside her home holding cups of orange sherbet and gum. The debate comes after Ilan Omars attempt to harvest votes was caught out by project veritas leaving the democrats to try literally anything to try and swing votes. Rumours have surfaced Nancy Pelosi used a mind control trick she learned on a trip to India by her guru; the late guru Shastri. A chased man who died of a mysterious disease that all the hallmarks of syphilis.

Recent press conference footage shows her elongated painted on eyebrows jumping up and down every which way, with some viewers saying that they are making them dizzy and some even claiming they have no idea what is going on. An anonymous source of three people said to have overheard Pelosi telling a crowd of supporters that “everything seems to be in order, she is going across the street to get some orange sherbet and also asking whether they would like a stick of gum in a strange British accent”