The Donald Trump ‘signed’ edition 4D chess set pre order sell out within 15 mins

Trump fans have snapped up the pre-order release stock of 4D chess boards within 15 mins of being released online. The chess set, due to hit shelves at Christmas is gearing up to be a best-seller over the upcoming holiday break.

While some unconfirmed images have surfaced on the internet over the past few months, The chess board is said to be 4 dimensional and contains the Republican Party as the black pieces with Trump as the king and Melania as queen vs the Democrat party with Creepy Joe and Kamala playing the opposing pieces with the legacy media making up most of the pawns.

Legacy media have constantly struggled with Trumps’ ability to play 4D chess and are said to be amongst the many buyers desperate to try and beat him at his own game. “There are only so many times you can smear someone before the world catches on so we need to try and beat him at his own game,” says CNNNNNNT Journalist Jim Acocsucker.

Boardgame makers were recently forced to change thew colours of chess pieces amid concerns chess is racist.