We Just Like to Tow It Around The Suburbs And ‘Piss People Off’
“We Just Love Driving Around Town Pissing People Off” In an exclusive interview with The Daily Fleece, retired boomers Barry and Cheryl Grimsby, both 68, unveiled their masterplan to wreak havoc on suburban streets with their gleaming, never-used $120,000 caravan. Purchased last year from a RV Expo, the couple admitted they have no intention of camping, preferring the plush comforts of four-star hotels. “Why sleep in a tin can when you can have a minibar and room service?” Cheryl scoffed, adjusting her oversized sunglasses. Instead, their mission is pure chaos: crawling through town at a glacial 20 km/h below the speed limit, gleefully clogging up traffic. “It’s our cardio,” Barry chuckled, “watching those young tradies in their utes turn purple behind us.”
The Grimsbys’ caravan, affectionately dubbed “The Road Hog,” has become a local legend for all the wrong reasons. Barry revealed their tactic of accelerating to 80 km/h in overtaking zones, only to slam the brakes back to 40 once they’ve lured desperate drivers into a false sense of hope. “It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but we’re the cats, and they’re all losers,” he said, smirking. Cheryl proudly recounted their signature move: parking the 7-meter beast across two spaces at Westfield, ideally near the disabled bays for maximum outrage. “We’re not breaking any laws,” she sniffed, “just teaching people patience. They should thank us, really.” The couple’s antics have sparked 37 complaints to the local council, all of which Barry keeps framed in their lounge as “trophies.”
Despite the backlash, the Grimsbys remain unrepentant, planning to escalate their campaign by towing The Road Hog through school zones during pick-up hours. “We’re retired, we’ve got time, and we’ve earned the right to have fun,” Barry declared, sipping a flat white from a reusable cup he insists on rinsing in public fountains. Cheryl nodded, adding, “People need to slow down and enjoy life—like we do at 40 km/h on a 60 road.” As they climbed back into their caravan, leaving a trail of exhaust and expletives from nearby drivers, the Grimsbys waved cheerily, promising to keep “spreading joy” across every congested street they can find.
